Friday, December 11, 2015

Invest in Cats and Vibrators


http://www.theage.com.au/comment/traditional-marriage-a-bourgeois-bargain-for-men-20150728-gimm90.html

Australian men should buy shares in the cat breeding and the vibrator manufacturing industries. These products will be in high demand due by the many lonely spinsters because of the male marriage boycott.

Thanks to feminism, the few men and women who will rushing to get married will be homosexuals and lesbians . Heterosexual women will be compelled to buy cats and vibrators for sexual gratification and company. In vast contrast, Aussie men will be increasingly traveling  overseas looking for desirable foreign women to marry.

The only bourgeois bargain  is that Western women still view traditional marriage as legalised prostitution. Regardless of feminism, women will always marry the man with the more resources and status.

Heterosexual men can avoid the high costs of marriage and risk of divorce in Australia because the huge returns on our investments in cats and vibrators will fund our travels overseas looking for foreign wives.

MEOW

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